You never think you're ever going to say to yourself, "There aren't enough mindless, dopey teenagers walking around these days," until you're standing in line for the fifth hour at your local Borders waiting to pay for Christmas gifts.

It would be drab and typical of me to write an essay about Christmas and its associated materialism and lack of originality. So I'll just say:

"Bah!"



- posted by seanmh @ 1:08 PM