Fuckin Iraq.

Fuck these people. We're going to give them $20.3 billion for reconstruction. That's what Mr. Suckass President wants to do, anyway. And, chances are, it'll be approved by those asshats in Congress. Fuck them, too. Fuck him and fuck them.

$20.3 billion. That's a lot of towels. And you know those fuckers aren't going to appreciate it. We're going to build pipelines for them so they can turn around and rape us for their oil. Fuckers.

Donald "I'm a nutsack" Rumsfeld apparently bristled (or at least, according to NPR, "scowled") at the idea that was floated during Congressional discussion yesterday of making all that cash a loan instead of a handout. He was pissed because grants are what we're asking other countries for, so the U.S. shouldn't be the only one to offer a loan.

OK, first of all, since when does the U.S. give a flying fuck about appearances? Second of all, why can't other countries give loans to that sand pit instead of grants?

Anyway, it's our fucking troops who are over there getting shot at and blown up by that bunch of ungrateful Medieval camel jockeys, so why do we also have to shred the pockets of the average American taxpayer as well? In addition to losing Johnny to a taped-together bomb placed on the side of the road in some God-forsaken desert, Mr. and Mrs. Jones have to shell out the cash they were hoping to use for their fatherless grandchildren to take them to fucking Disneyworld so the kids could try to forget for one small moment that George W. "Slappy" Bush sent their dad into combat on a personal vendetta in order to make money for his corporate hag cronies.

And what's the money going to go for, anyway? To give the Iraqis working pipelines, working electric grids, working airports, hospitals, schools, universities, etc., in order to foster further hatred of the western world in order to raise even more angry little fuckers dreaming of heavenly virgins? What the fuck is the point. I say bomb the whole lot of them. Any country that doesn't have a cable television and internet company should just be wiped off the face of the earth right now because they're not helping, they're not contributing, they're just fucking jealous, and all they're going to do is suck up to the outdated whims of their ancient society and fall on their knees before the backwards religious leaders of their nations who think they're still fighting King Fucking Arthur.

Do we honestly think that without Saddam Hussein, Iraq is suddenly filled with Arab Buddhas running around drinking Coke and playing in fields? Yeah, he gassed his own people, but he didn't gas all of them, and the ones he didn't gas are the ones who liked him and those are the ones that are still there. We're devoting $20.3 billion for what? To "help" a country that doesn't want our help? To fund a nation in a region which hasn't had a non-violent country and a non-Western-hating country at any point in modern history? Do we honestly think that we can change things? Fuck that. All we're doing is building schools for them to train their Godless children to hate us.

Maybe if all that money was going to some serious brainwashing camps, I could understand it. But it's not, is it?

$20.3 billion. Fuck them. Divide that into 300 million Americans and you give everyone $67 bucks. I'll take that so I can pay my fucking electric bill this month since I can't get a decent job in this epically shitty economy that BushWacker has bestowed on us. Drop a big fucking bomb, give every American $67, and be done with it.


- posted by seanmh @ 9:39 AM