Let’s get this first part out of the way quick and be on with it:

I like to drink SoBe drinks.

Now, let’s get started.

SoBe drinks have bottle caps. Underneath the bottle cap, there is always a message printed in green.

Today, my message says:

YOU’RE ALL

WORTHLESS

AND WEAK

Now, first of all, where do they get off? Second of all, how the hell did they find out?

What’s worse, because I’m a glutton for punishment with no regard for my own self-worth at least compared with things that strike me as odd, I’ve decided to keep this thing. It’s on my desk at work. Staring at me.

But it hardly seems like a good marketing strategy.


- posted by seanmh @ 10:31 AM